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Feeling Booby Trapped? Here’s How to Make Your Boobs Grow

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If you’re a part of the itty-bitty-tittie club and you want out, keep reading for these 6 tips on how to make your boobs grow!

Apparently, we all need to be giving boobies more love these days because according to one survey given to a group of women, 70 percent said they were unhappy with the shape or size of their breasts.

And wishing for bigger boobs has no age limit! Women from 14 to 24 may all be wondering when they should be expecting voluptuous breasts to kick in. The truth is, your breasts may start growing at seven years old right until your mid-20s! So if they haven’t come in yet, don’t fret. For the rest of the ladies out there who are pretty certain their boobs have put on the brakes, don’t worry, there’s still a way to get those titties perkier and pretty.

If you’re looking for info on how to make your boobs grow, you’ve probably ran through dozens of online articles trying to sell you a cream or a magic pill to get those titties big and perky. Sometimes, it’s hard to sort through what’s true and false about breast growth. That’s where we step in. We’re looking at booby traps—fact and fiction on how to make your breasts larger, perkier, and all around fabulous. 

Myths about how to make your boobs grow

Okay, so it turns out that there’s a lot of B.S. out in cyberspace about ridiculous ways to make your boobs grow, and we need to put a stop to them ASAP. So before we get into how to make your boobs grow, let’s first discuss crazy myths about breast growth that won’t do squat for your rack!

Myth #1 The foods you eat affect your titties. There are plenty of myths about eating certain foods to make your chest larger, perkier, and firmer. Some of these foods include sunflower seeds, tofu, flax seeds, and other foods rich in estrogen and protein. While these foods may be good for you, they aren’t exactly going to be your cure for a breast augmentation.

Myth #2 Sleeping on your side is no good. One booby trap myth suggests that sleeping on your side will prevent breast growth. The theory goes that while sleeping on your side, you are putting negative pressure on your chest that prevents circulation, therefore stunting your breasts from attaining perfect fullness. The reality couldn’t be farther from this ridiculous myth. Your body knows how to take care of itself, and lying on your side isn’t going to cut off circulation or flatten your ta-ta’s.

Myth #3 You can exercise to make your tits bigger. No, no, no. While exercise has a tone of health benefits, both physically and mentally, that makes it totally worth doing, causing your breasts to grow isn’t one of them. Certain exercises can make the muscles in your chest larger, but this does not actually affect the breast tissue or the size of your boobs. 

Myth #4 Wearing a bra to bed will flatten your chest. There are many myths about bras and boobs and what, exactly, we should be doing with them at bedtime. In this particular myth, some might have you believe that wearing a bra to bed will flatten your breasts and contribute to a flatter-looking chest. False claim! Wearing a bra to bed won’t really do anything for your breasts, one way or the other.

Methods that work to help make your boobs grow

There is no solution for getting the perfect breasts, but these methods come pretty close! Here are all the tips you’ll need on how to make your boobs grow naturally… and then again, not so naturally! Let’s start with the two most obvious options first:

#1 Breast reshaping. Breast reshaping, also called breast lift surgery or a mastopexy, is a more natural “boob job” option that doesn’t require any implants. Instead, your surgeon will simply use existing tissue on your breasts to raise, tighten, and reshape what your mama gave you!

The American Society of Plastic Surgeons released a fabulous statistic saying that breast reshaping beats out breast implants 2 to 1 since 2000, and has grown in popularity by 70 percent!

#2 Breast augmentation. A breast augmentation, or boob job, is essentially where cosmetic surgeon stuffs a saline or silicone implant into your chest for a fuller-looking bust. These babies will run you anywhere from $5000 to $10,000 and may need to be replaced down the road. There are many pros and cons to getting breast implants, so your decision on whether or not to get them shouldn’t really be spur-of-the-moment.

For those looking to get bigger breasts without the aid of a doc’s ridiculously expensive plastic surgery bill, these next four all-natural options are for you! 

#3 Birth control. If you’re looking at options for how to makes your boobs grow naturally, birth control may be the way to go. Let me stress this by saying that it isn’t guaranteed. Birth control only has a *chance* of enhancing your natural bust due to its estrogen content. That being said, many birth control pills nowadays contain very low doses of estrogen *due to other unwanted side effects*, so you may not be batting double-Ds once you go on the pill. 

#4 Pregnancy. Pregnancy is nature’s gift for your breasts! In the early weeks of pregnancy, your milk ducts will begin to grow. Basically, your boobs are going to grow and grow, and just when you think they’ve reached their porn-star maximum, they’ll fill with milk and grow a little bit more! Larger breasts come with the territory of baby-making. Of course, be sure you’re entirely ready to have a child before you try on this method! 

#5 Gaining weight. Gaining weight is, of course, another way to naturally grow your breast size. That being said, weight gain won’t always contribute to the best-looking breasts. Because you are gaining fat and not breast tissue, your breasts aren’t likely to retain their natural shape after substantial weight gain.

#6 Pueraria Mirifica. Pueraria Mirifica is an herb that is popular in Thailand for different medicinal purposes. While we all tend to raise our eyebrows at “superfood magic herbs,” many women swear by this one’s breast-enhancing side effects.

Other side effects include longer and irregular periods, healthier nails and hair, and an increase in estrogen. Since none of these benefits can be confirmed, it’s best to consult your doctor before adding Pueraria Mirifica supplements into your big-boob journey!

Words to live by

Okay, so your boobs may not be gigantic or perfectly round, but guess what? Hardly anybody’s are! Boobs don’t look like they do in porn. They are lopsided, saggy, perky, small, big, full, sloped, have big nipples, small nipples, and everything in between… and guess what? They’re all super sexy. Your breasts may not look like silicone implants, but they’re not supposed to. They’re boobs, they’re hot, and they’re yours—so love them like you mean it!