Posted by Liya Nuru on
Two thieves, break into a bank in the middle of the night and open a safe. There is only some yogurt, but no money. They taste the yogurt. It's tainted.
The men open the next safe. There is some yogurt too, it tastes much better but again - no money.
The thieves take on another safe. And there's yogurt again.
"The first thief said to the other , '' why don't you go outside and see if it is indeed a bank!" and sits down to eat the yogurt which tastes really fresh and nutritious this time.
A couple of minutes later in comes the second thief running .
"It is definitely a bank o!"
"What exactly did the damn sign say na ?" screamed the first thief .
"The Sperm Bank of Ikeja, Lagos!!"
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